Provo, UT—DezNat has officially gone into hiding much like the Jedi Knights of Star Wars Episode III after finally realizing that the LDS Church has become a left wing organization with similar ideas as the Sith Lord.
“We just thought that Church leaders were speaking to us conservatives in code in order to protect the Church from the world, but after the Church kept donating to the LGBT and other racist organizations, we realized that the Church actually likes left wing ideas” said one DezNat troop.
“Socialism may have been of the devil when Benson was prophet, but it’s a new day with a new prophet and socialism is now on par with the teachings of the Church,” said President Nelson in a statement.